"Lock the doors and close the blinds -- we're going for a ride..."

I hate my co-worker. Let's call her Jan.

She introduced me to the latest drug -- something which she, apparently, had been involved with for years now. It's a cultural thing. Something for which she's simply an expert. Where it's already to a point where she can function normally even when she's under the influence. Where she can see clarity through where others see chaos.

And I tried this drug today -- she enticed me. I thought one hit wouldn't affect me -- but that one hit grew into a simple obsession. Now I simply can't stop.

Damn you, Jan -- for introducing me to Sudoku.