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Saving Time...

... so I really thought I'd be up in New York or Connecticut right now. But our family is still back in Virginia right now. Turns out that Av's ear infection, compounded by the colds the two of us have and the rainy weather and need for sleep has pushed off our trip for at least a day. Probably a good decision, because we would have had to scramble furiously to leave yesterday, and we wouldn't have been very happy. Being very happy is a must when you're driving five hours with a baby.



It also means we may not get to see Grandpa Lou after all, who is pretty weak from his chemo treatments. But hey -- what good would it do for us to see him while we're sick and everything? Since my last posting about him, where he appeared to bend over backwards to have us stay with him, he decided to call my father immediately to relay the message that he couldn't possibly have us because he was too weak, and that he could only see us for an hour. Sadly, that's the state of bullshit family politics on my Dad's side. We'll see what happens...



And now I'm home, having woken up at 5:15 AM, Eastern Daylight Time, by our screaming kid -- who woke up my wife around 4:00. Usually he sleeps just fine through the night. We tried to see if he was thirsty, needed to be changed, etc... but I think he just wanted to be hugged and rocked back to sleep. That is, until he woke up again.



The thing is, though -- this is the day which we set our clocks ahead. We lose an hour of sleep, theoretically. So the fact that he chose this night to not sleep through the night shortchanges things greatly. It's as if I've woken up at 4:15 instead of 5:15. And now that I'm up, I need to change the remaining clocks in the house, don't I? (K did this for the clocks upstairs when she woke up to be with Av earlier). America* sleeps soundly at this hour on the most part due to that hour they'll be missing of sleep.



*America, in this case refers to most of North America, which changes its clocks today. The notable exceptions in the US are most of Indiana and all of Arizona. Canada has its exceptions as well in a lot of Saskatchewan, some of Ontario, Quebec, British Columbia, and Nunavut. I'm deliberately not including Newfoundland, which has its own time zone which is 90 minutes ahead of what I'm in right now; they're on their own...



Daylight Savings time has often been a drag in April. October, at least, is comforting enough to allow you to think Hey! Another hour of sleep! Bonus... but April doesn't afford us this perk.



I'm including a good solution to the whole April Daylight Savings Time issue. Source: http://www.timechange.com/dls/dls2.html




Reforming Daylight Saving Time


by RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu (Richard S. Holmes)


It happens every spring: crocuses, baseball (with any luck), and the switch to Daylight Savings Time (DST).



Coming off DST is not hard. In the Fall, we set our clocks back one hour. We all get an extra hour to sleep, and those who forget find themselves at church, or the airport, or wherever an hour early. Embarassing, but not catastrophic.



But in the Spring we set the clocks forward, and the trouble begins. We lose an hour of sleep. Forgetful people miss Mass, planes, breakfast, and the big game on TV. Some are thrown into disarray for up to a full week. Annual losses due to DST confusion have been estimated (by me) at over a million dollars. I myself have missed a flight to Washington and a showing of The Seven Samurai because of DST.



There is no need for such tragic waste. We can - we should and must - urge our lawmakers to reform Daylight Savings Time as follows: Setting clocks back is easy; setting them forward is difficult. Therefore, let us keep the fall ritual as it is. However, one Sunday each Spring, let us set our clocks not one hour forward, but TWENTY-THREE HOURS BACKWARD.



Think of all the advantages. We will not lose an hour of sleep; we will gain (almost) a day of rest. It will be Saturday all over again. You will never again miss Confession, or an airplane, or the Redskins game.



Naturally, if this were the whole plan, our calendars would fall behind one day in each year. However, the second part of the Revised DST Plan deals with this. Every four years, instead of adding a day, let us SUBTRACT THREE DAYS. Furthermore, let these be Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, which according to recent polls are the least popular days.



If done in February, which seems reasonable considering what a miserable month it is, this would have the beneficial side effect of shortening the excruciating presidential primary season by an effective four days.



The advantages of this plan are clear. Let us waste no time. With a determined effort we can have Reformed Daylight Savings Time by Spring of next year.



Write your congressperson today!


Effective, no? Sure we'd have to pay a lot of overtime to the retail industry who would go over their hours -- but wouldn't it be worth it for those of us priveleged to kick back and not worry about anything on the weekend? Isn't that what America's all about? :-)



Ok. Maybe not. In any case -- I'm reminded that, since we're home today, it's going to be the day that we check smoke detectors and buy batteries for them. April and October are the only times we ever use 9-volt batteries anymore...



And after that, hopefully, off to New Jersey and New York. That is -- if the ear infection doesn't postpone us one more day...

 
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