"Lock the doors and close the blinds -- we're going for a ride..."

"Hey Shiny! How are you doing?"

"A little bit down today."

"Awww... Sorry to hear that. Anything I can do to cheer you up?"

"Does it involve MSNBC news achor Alison Stewart in a halter top?"

"I'm afraid not -- sorry, Shiny. But -- Oh! I know! This will cheer you up! So Adny Samberg and Chris Parnell did this excellent rap thing on SNL a month back! About going out to see the Narnia movie! It was called..."

"Lazy Sunday. Yes. I know.  I've posted it to my blog before. Very funny stuff. But not new to me."

"Okay. Well, how about this: Let's say it's MLK Day in Chicago. And two eleven year old kids with a knack for imitating Samberg and Parnell decide to recreate the entire video to the last knowing pouty-faced pose. And they posted that on the 'net. Would that possibly cheer you up?"

"Why, yes. I think it just might."